That asshole professor, such an inept, even a monkey could do his job. And even if the monkey had AIDS I would prefer the fucking monkey. Professor Chimp, PhD. Can he care less?
So I'm coursing all the subjects of both years, that principal wasn't such an ogre.
And that lad... always yelling, at least she shows interest.
Does it worth it? Why do I have the urge to take exams earlier? It's a four and four, eight-year career for a fucking licence, ffs.
Recorded myself playing "Natalia" in a classroom. Strings were detuned, although being halfstep up. I'd like to be in my room listening to indie music and reading some ebooks.
A traditional Yorkshire ballad, some say written in late XVII century.
Some kind of proustian questionnaire:
1. What is you middle name?
Eiji
2. How old are you?
Twenty one.
3. What is your birthday?
December underground.
4. What is your zodiac sign?
Sagittarius
5. What is your favorite color?
Light blue, black.
6. What's your lucky number?
9, 7, 4
7. Do you have any pets?
Two beagles.
8. Where are you from?
Bs. As.
9. How tall are you?
5'6''
10. What shoe size are you?
39 (Brazilian measure)
11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?
Maybe five or six.
12. What was your last dream about?
School.
13. What talents do you have?
Guitar, music, piano, creativity, comprehension, good listener.
14. Are you psychic in any way?
No.
15. Favorite song?
Hate that question.
16. Favorite movie?
Hmm... Star Wars, Spirited Away, The Breakfast Club.
17. Who would be your ideal partner?
Someone with my same values.
18. Do you want children?
Yes.
19. Do you want a church wedding?
No.
20. Are you religious?
Agnostic.
21. Have you ever been to the hospital?
Yes.
22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?
Not sure.
23. Have you ever met any celebrities?
Tan Bionica's singer and drummer, Massacre's Walas, Airbag's singer (seen at short distance), Piero.
24. Baths or showers?
Shower, don't have baths.
25. What colour socks are you wearing?
White.
26. Have you ever been famous?
Define fame.
27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?
Depends on what would I had to do to "achieve" it.
28. What type of music do you like?
1950's hitsongs, Soundtracks, Indie, Classical; and then the usual: rock, pop, metal, etc...
29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?
Hell no... yet.
30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
Two.
31. What position do you usually sleep in?
Side.
32. How big is your house?
This one is not very big, the previous one, though...
33. What do you typically have for breakfast?
Rice, japanese food, meat, vegetables.
34. Have you ever fired a gun?
No.
35. Have you ever tried archery?
No.
36. Favorite clean word?
Firefly, seahorse.
37. Favorite swear word?
"Fucking retarded", if I may, two.
38. What's the longest you've ever gone without sleep?
Two days, three maybe.
39. Do you have any scars?
Some.
40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
Don't know.
41. Are you a good liar?
No.
42. Are you a good judge of character?
Maybe.
43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?
Haven't tried.
44. Do you have a strong accent?
No.
45. What is your favorite accent?
Americans speaking spanish.
46. What is your personality type?
Introvert.
47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?
Hmm... Levi's jacket. Can't remember others. A grey coat I often use.
48. Can you curl your tongue?
Yes?
49. Are you an innie or an outie?
First.
50. Left or right handed?
Second.
51. Are you scared of spiders?
Like everyone else.
52. Favorite food?
Hot dogs, arugula, chinese, donuts, gummies.
53. Favorite foreign food?
See above.
54. Are you a clean or messy person?
Depends on what.
55. Most used phrased?
Can't remember.
56. Most used word?
"Dude"; "like" or other kind of preposition.
57. How long does it take for you to get ready?
Fifteen to half an hour.
58. Do you have much of an ego?
Yes and no.
59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?
Second.
60. Do you talk to yourself?
Often.
61. Do you sing to yourself?
Yes.
62. Are you a good singer?
I pitch well, but not a very lead singer.
63. Biggest Fear?
Death.
64. Are you a gossip?
Sometimes.
65. Best dramatic movie you've seen?
I answered this, somehow. Spirited Away or The Breakfast Club.
66. Do you like long or short hair?
First.
67. Can you name all 50 states of America?
Some.
68. Favorite school subject?
Literature, music.
69. Extrovert or Introvert?
Second.
70. Have you ever been scuba diving?
Nah.
71. What makes you nervous?
People, performing, exams.
72. Are you scared of the dark?
Maybe.
73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?
Sometimes, often.
74. Are you ticklish?
Yes.
75. Have you ever started a rumor?
No.
76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?
Not sure.
77. Have you ever drank underage?
It's common.
78. Have you ever done drugs?
Once.
79. Who was your first real crush?
S.
80. How many piercings do you have?
Took my last one due to allergy.
81. Can you roll your Rs?"
What.
82. How fast can you type?
300 to 400 letters per minute if I'm rushing.
83. How fast can you run?
Not as fast as before.
84. What color is your hair?
Black.
85. What color is your eyes?
With lens, green; without, brown.
86. What are you allergic to?
Cockroaches, peniciline, etc...
87. Do you keep a journal?
Yes.
88. What do your parents do?
Architect; ex-professor/vivarium/others.
89. Do you like your age?
Yes.
90. What makes you angry?
Intolerance, football fans, fanatism, irresponsability, arrogance, Michael Bay still making stupid and mediocre films, poor people's slang ("Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself...", W. Whitman), music industry nowadays, injustice, politicians, corruption.
91. Do you like your own name?
Yes.
92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?
Erika, Sebastián Jr., Sebastián 2.0,
93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?
Both.
94. What are you strengths?
Will power, high interest in stuff I like.
95. What are your weaknesses?
Low interest in stuff I don't like, lack of affection or empathy.
96. How did you get your name?
From my parents.
97. Were your ancestors royalty?
I don't think so.
98. Do you have any scars?
I think I anwered this before.
99. Color of your bedspread?
Blue, brown, depends on the day.
